Here's A Joke For You!

Why You Should Never Walk In The Grave Yard At Night!

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut
through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.  Trembling 
with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the 

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death
we thought you were a ghost!  What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

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Happy Halloween!